Miscellaneous Ramblings

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 01, 2005
RE: Christmas Party

"DoeCowHuntMontana" was designed to reduce elk, deer and antelope populations, so the site focuses on hunters who want to shoot doe deer, doe antelope and cow elk and landowners who have those.

Just because technology makes it possible for us to work 10 times faster than we used to doesn’t mean we should do it.

"Neuticles (allow) your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering," the product’s website says.

That extra spin could give scientists information about how the earth generates its magnetic field.

“The deep Web is the future,”

"Help! Send a geek!"

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"It’s making good progress but not good enough progress to make an ’06 shipment," Ballmer said. "We thought we needed to get clarity, internally and externally, in terms of what we would be able to ship and when."

Brazil’s federal police on Wednesday arrested 50 hackers who were accused of using the internet to syphon off $28m from bank accounts of private citizens. http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1608465,00.html Authorities said that hackers attacked some of the leading…