Elon Musk: Tesla Cybertruck Is Dead, $20,000 City Car Is Coming

In his dream, Musk — known as Musky McMusk Face to both of his closest friends — told the reporter he suddenly realized the Cybertruck was a stupid idea. “The world doesn’t need a 7000 pound truck that looks like a snowmobile hauler,” he said. “What the world needs is a real battery-powered truck that can carry a 4- by 8-foot sheet of plywood and tow a camper once in a while. It should have room for 5 people and a dog.”

He blamed the design of the Cybertruck on Joe Rogan. “I had just spent the afternoon with Joe. We sparked up a phattie and just discussed all sorts of crazy-ass ideas. Truthfully, I think Joe spiked the joint with a little LSD he got from Ken Kesey.