Saturday, 6/11 – Congressional Roll Call has already covered it and celebrities are speaking out in support of it, but we still need your support of this year’s D.C.-based Montana Testicle Festival.

"I’m just so proud of the fact that I created this event right after I invented Montana. I’ll be checking birth certificates at the door." – Donald Trump*

We’re looking for Ranchers ($1,000), Wranglers ($500), and Ropers ($250) who would like their logos printed on all event signage and free t-shirts distributed at the event, as well as all the beer and balls you can consume!

Please contact Brittany Beaulieu [email protected] if you’d like to "support" the Testicle Fest and let an influential group of individuals and companies know about your Montana business or organization.

http://www.matr.net/files/TesticleFestivalRelease.pdf

Article in yesterday’s Roll Call…

HOH’s One-Minute Recess: Rocky Mountain Oysters Heading to the Hill

http://www.rollcall.com/news/-206139-1.html

By Neda Semnani
Roll Call Staff
June 2, 2011, 1:28 p.m.

In keeping with this week’s Weiner theme, the Montana State Society announced their seventh annual D.C. Testicle Festival http://www.matr.net/files/TesticleFestivalRelease.pdf on Thursday.

In what may be the greatest press release ever written, the festival organizers promise that for a measly $20 you will get "all the balls you can eat (and all the liquid courage you need)" and an "incredible T-Shirt." Schwag score! There will also be live country music provided by the Wil Gravatt Band.

The invite features several fake celebrity endorsements giving the Rocky Mountain oysters love.

"Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters is almost as fun as actually harvesting them," Sarah Palin didn’t really say in a statement.

"I’m gonna let you finish," Kanye West didn’t insist. "But this is going to be one of the best parties of all time. Of all time!"

"We don’t exist," SEAL Team 6 doesn’t really say. "But if we did, this would be our kind of party."

The Testy-Festy will be hosted at the Arlington American Legion from 6 p.m. until 10 p.m. Saturday, June 11.

Here’s hoping the aptly named Montana Sen. Jon Tester (D) will make a cameo.

Sample celebrity buzz*:

"Now, some people have suggested I think there are more important things to do in Washington than attend the Montana State Society’s seventh Testy Fest. Let me be clear. That’s just not the case. In fact, I’m issuing an Executive Order making June 11 a federal holiday. No one should be forced to choose between going to work and having a ball." – Barack Obama

"I wasn’t going to be able to make it, so I cancelled my show to free up my schedule. It’s going to be faaaabulous!" – Oprah Winfrey

"I’m just so proud of the fact that I created this event right after I invented Montana. I’ll be checking birth certificates at the door." – Donald Trump

"My favorite dipping sauce is tiger blood. Winning!" – Charlie Sheen

"Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters is almost as fun as actually harvesting them." – Sarah Palin

"I’m gonna let you finish, but this is going to be one of the best parties of all time. Of all time!" – Kanye West

"We don’t exist, but if we did, this would be our kind of party." – SEAL Team 6

*Celebrity quotes are impersonated