Jan. 1, 10:50 a.m. A man driving reported seeing someone in a black leather jacket raise a pistol and aim it at him. Upon closer inspection, authorities found only a puppy in a puffy coat.

Jan. 10, 1:48 a.m. A group of drone pilots were accused of using the aircraft to manipulate minds and worship the devil, as they have been doing for the last few days.

Jan. 12, 7:21 p.m.  A woman who accidentally called 911 told dispatchers she was at a big-box retail store, then said she was actually in a car near an auto parts store, then admitted she was in the shower.

By Micah Drew

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