Miscellaneous Ramblings

"Why would they be interested in a farm girl?"

The Year of the Rooster marked the discovery of the first dinosaur tissue, the solar system’s 10th planet and a mechanical hand controlled by thought alone.

It was the year corporate and university data spills just kept coming, and the Supreme Court decided technology companies can be held responsible for the bad behavior of their users.

It’s well-known that engineers and computer scientists typically earn more than workers in other fields. But along with that comes the long-standing stereotype that tech types are dorky, pasty-faced drones.

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 01, 2005
RE: Christmas Party

"DoeCowHuntMontana" was designed to reduce elk, deer and antelope populations, so the site focuses on hunters who want to shoot doe deer, doe antelope and cow elk and landowners who have those.

Just because technology makes it possible for us to work 10 times faster than we used to doesn’t mean we should do it.

"Neuticles (allow) your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering," the product’s website says.

That extra spin could give scientists information about how the earth generates its magnetic field.

“The deep Web is the future,”