Basic Philosophy – Here are 15 thought provoking truths that offer wit and wisdom to ponder:

1. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it
comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy
a replacement.

3. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

4. There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

5. Life is sexually transmitted.

6. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

7. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the
fool who said, "Quit while you’re ahead?"

8. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

9. Get the last word in: Apologize.

10. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that
person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

11. Some people are like Slinkies . . .. not really good for anything,
but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.

12. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

13. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

14. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

15. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

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