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The Montana Family Foundation wants to see your kid’s bathroom pass. You should wonder why.
June 29, 2017 /
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As a fundamentally good and decent person, I do everything I can to protect children. For example, last weekend I went to a party and ate a whole bag of Cheetos before any other guests arrived, for the children. All that monosodium or whatever is bad for them. Who knows how many kids would have developed type 2 diabetes had I not valiantly eaten those snacks, plus about two-thirds of a cake that said "Happy Retirement Barb." My actions may not have been "politically correct," but I don’t care. I just love children so much.
By Dan Brooks
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